Daniel Webster

"...don't be hatin'"

Daniel posesses telekinetic powers unrivalled by any other member of the human species. That's right, he can move things with his mind. He shows up on the jobsite in the morning, finds a nice place to lay down, and sets the tools in motion like the dishes in Disney's Sword and the Stone. We can't complain, because the work gets done in an efficient and timely manner...but the least he could do is break a bead of sweat.



Email:
daniel@jdstairs.com