Donald Webster

"...in his own mind."

Donald recently told me that it wasn't too late for him to make the NHL. He was still thinking about leaving the stair business for the Show. Sadly, Donald still has all his original teeth. His younger brother, Benjamin, offered to knock out a few canines or bicuspids for him, and in his defense he was more than willing to let Benjamin improve his looks. However, the would-be pugilist soon found out that Donald's pearly-whites were locked into his iron-clad gums far too tight for him to knock loose with a right hook. Benjamin was banished to Oklahoma for two years, and Donald never made the Show.

Email:
donald@jdstairs.com