Michael Webster

"Looks best in a dress."

No disrespect intended to my four younger siblings, especially Donald, but none of them have the legs required to pull off a dress, skirt, or even a nice kilt. And no, Jonathan, I am not forgetting the good old days when you used to shave your legs. Don't get me wrong, as a family we are all genetically blessed with sexy stilts, I'm just saying that when all the votes are tallied, and of course all hanging chads discounted, I come out with a substantial lead. Don't cry Daniel, we all know you still have the nicest shoes. Donald, stop tearing your hair out. Geez, if I had know you were all going to react this way I wouldn't have said anything. Although, it's not like I have to say anything...it is pretty obvious...when you think about it...

Email:
michael@jdstairs.com